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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :! v5 X) ?" w0 s' r( X
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,* B( o! S' s6 d: l) y
Harold is his name.2 s; } p. z8 ^8 x* m
Amen."8 h3 K' M& b* C
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A little boy was overheard praying:
& y& S- W# O. K3 A& X2 W"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
+ v. x9 {) [/ g* x( f5 ldon't worry about it.. r/ Z& R$ s" o1 S; ~; e/ r5 C
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
7 }; D9 R4 @8 x% u( Kin church, Jason sobbed all the way home J. R6 O" P! J6 Z3 l
in the back seat of the car. His father asked+ B/ @0 P9 ^1 y2 o; Y" y
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) `$ N2 o) t# K; N& X" R
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted- O Q" c L6 f O1 z8 y7 n# t
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted$ k6 T, |1 z3 P- r6 _0 v; ]1 R* }: S
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,( Z0 C7 Y0 ]9 `! g/ ?1 a6 @
"And forgive us our trash baskets as& W: w% Y! D& a5 M& x6 O
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
( ?; @6 u6 N5 l- ~children as they were on the way to
; P" r2 h" P" T9 V5 r8 W/ p. y cChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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* u0 q3 P0 u1 X9 }9 _One bright little girl replied,
: W1 q$ o0 t& I6 h. R"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for* W1 t5 c$ q( [7 z$ X- S
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.& z `; s1 H* B+ @
The boys began to argue over who would
B3 D2 r( m" Z1 p' _get the first pancake.3 A0 Z1 q5 _8 t
Their mother saw the opportunity for a5 n3 W+ Y! v3 C
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He8 B) Q: a( k( h) H Z/ b
would say, 'Let my brother have the
U, A- P0 _0 @/ Cfirst pancake, I can wait' ."8 b2 f) T. k& h' W
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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9 H+ m6 ^. l5 I& \' \A father was at the beach with his children& J& |. s+ v& z, k2 ~3 ^ d
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,$ O) U' l: t7 _( b4 ]
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 {+ s6 G2 ^; _, |2 E' x+ `1 J# Gwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
! R Q$ R% J _"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( G2 T- M9 w+ u& r. n"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.: c* n5 l1 J( n- m0 }- R
The boy thought a moment and then said,4 F8 A- v. E$ {+ j) c
"Did God throw him back down?"' ^' n, Y7 r' |
* t9 C4 D, g. ?, E. ^6 OA wife invited some people to dinner.0 [. N( @. B7 q9 Y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* J, T( K9 t2 n; L( I4 X: D: egirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
7 x4 E9 u$ ]7 C" d. ^The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: k; y. X* E( X! ]3 Cand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( [, A% c |/ ?/ \$ b
people to dinner?"4 E" y5 G/ U9 g4 }' z
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Cheers!!!
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/ ?" l) x+ V5 m3 R+ e5 KPeace, love and happines! |
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