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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :! v5 X) ?" w0 s' r( X
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,* B( o! S' s6 d: l) y
Harold is his name.2 s; }  p. z8 ^8 x* m
Amen."8 h3 K' M& b* C
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A little boy was overheard praying:
& y& S- W# O. K3 A& X2 W"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
+ v. x9 {) [/ g* x( f5 ldon't worry about it.. r/ Z& R$ s" o1 S; ~; e/ r5 C
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked+ B/ @0 P9 ^1 y2 o; Y" y
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the) `$ N2 o) t# K; N& X" R
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted- O  Q" c  L6 f  O1 z8 y7 n# t
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted$ k6 T, |1 z3 P- r6 _0 v; ]1 R* }: S
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,( Z0 C7 Y0 ]9 `! g/ ?1 a6 @
"And forgive us our trash baskets as& W: w% Y! D& a5 M& x6 O
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
( ?; @6 u6 N5 l- ~children as they were on the way to
; P" r2 h" P" T9 V5 r8 W/ p. y  cChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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* u0 q3 P0 u1 X9 }9 _One bright little girl replied,
: W1 q$ o0 t& I6 h. R"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for* W1 t5 c$ q( [7 z$ X- S
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.& z  `; s1 H* B+ @
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a5 n3 W+ Y! v3 C
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He8 B) Q: a( k( h) H  Z/ b
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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9 H+ m6 ^. l5 I& \' \A father was at the beach with his children& J& |. s+ v& z, k2 ~3 ^  d
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,$ O) U' l: t7 _( b4 ]
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 {+ s6 G2 ^; _, |2 E' x+ `1 J# Gwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
! R  Q$ R% J  _"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
( G2 T- M9 w+ u& r. n"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.: c* n5 l1 J( n- m0 }- R
The boy thought a moment and then said,4 F8 A- v. E$ {+ j) c
"Did God throw him back down?"' ^' n, Y7 r' |

* t9 C4 D, g. ?, E. ^6 OA wife invited some people to dinner.0 [. N( @. B7 q9 Y
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* J, T( K9 t2 n; L( I4 X: D: egirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
7 x4 E9 u$ ]7 C" d. ^The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: k; y. X* E( X! ]3 Cand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these( [, A% c  |/ ?/ \$ b
people to dinner?"4 E" y5 G/ U9 g4 }' z
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Cheers!!!
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/ ?" l) x+ V5 m3 R+ e5 KPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
4 Y. o7 ?' }, b% L+ |& PVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 H: [6 _, I# H

+ Y* K( q9 j5 q$ i* A9 PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ @8 L: f4 S- Q# \8 k& i; n4 s
"Don't be selfish!" I said.( @. N* J2 p5 Q
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
$ C9 s- R; V- Q0 x4 f) ZI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ; X* F: q* K5 ~
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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, \! t7 c4 N3 d' `Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
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My boy's eyes turned ...
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/ X4 N3 `) \; i* D7 p好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 + ]3 s4 q& U: [) R

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3 Q# K0 P+ f* gha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 ) S1 O& _& J& \' ~, z( s" Z: J
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , B* i' p& a5 T! K
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.+ a5 x  s; Q- z: M" Z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' h' ~2 N: k- t$ X: g  ^/ I9 ^My boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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& O% n) f9 M; }7 w/ ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ) B9 o: f' m+ J* x4 S* O8 e
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.3 `  g) u$ E* |* c1 p  u' s
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ L( l( o/ Q, w  E4 k% ~My boy's eyes turned ...
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# |) U4 j' D; D) s7 d4 l4 IThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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