Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

  b7 v, H% r. W: WQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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8 E8 ^- Q5 M$ j! B. S5 o4 WQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# _8 @' O) o$ d3 W4 D) KA: Your car.
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0 d0 B: P. V7 TQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 X& S% o# P. o* ]3 yA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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3 m6 m, o6 n2 p( J2 F  yQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
( H& A+ T- l5 g1 J! w, ZA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

1 F# @/ u* u. A5 p3 zQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. Q5 {9 I) D( M. r* C7 eA: The color.

8 C6 U+ r- d8 e8 r9 D1 oQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# @) m; G9 |% mA: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 ^% i. V$ e: [' k* JQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' Y0 i1 d4 i6 _. ?+ s+ dA: Carry loaded weapons.

9 W6 U/ W6 Y& x4 i! @Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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