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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." : Y5 m. K+ i8 C5 Z
, M2 e8 H" r @! C: F% | j" sGeorge was brokenhearted. ) O, f4 V5 j/ ]( p) @' U
! T/ P; g! S5 c, YAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. * _9 F4 x* ~3 [4 E- B4 `$ D2 j, |
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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2 c# T' i* G: j6 v; EGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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+ N g/ v, U |% ?"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ( F6 H+ u$ d( x$ p) a7 R4 B
/ j. Y3 N* D4 \"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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