Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
+ k& j& ^9 o# x( ?. ~* v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# z5 q0 ?3 H9 v You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% I3 W5 q* I  ]: w* T  i* N+ c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% u  e6 N9 ]0 H) ^  i5 tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& h9 [2 A2 h' c5 e- j2 DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 B  H( _8 q2 X. |* bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 d7 m; x  u2 p9 h, O0 [lawyer.

5 E7 K7 x' t7 q/ }Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( S6 L4 z; T. ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) _4 h# ?9 Y- H- z1 Mback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

- a" @( M2 h, c'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: n& J9 N/ K; [8 [7 lcomes down with four?'

9 n7 K+ K% m8 {7 E8 W6 e5 eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: ]# w2 h+ U- {4 {+ z+ \! ~6 G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- b3 C! X. x" s* N. L>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& x; ?2 t2 z5 v  g; L$ i' w2 J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 B( x# Q1 O: [* R) Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( x( Y0 h& F/ f- N) u  P! `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

; ^7 B5 f4 k  V/ D" O9 |$ {4 O+ K>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& _! A, q3 R& I+ u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ `! k. ~6 n; I% s! j>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; A5 r% d) r7 r+ \! gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 {, T' q: X$ A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: W3 ~  B" I% K7 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 x" G4 ^  }& k$ q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



- S1 A9 M3 c; O, E, J$ K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ H5 N0 j+ p3 Q. U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; |' Q. v( q" I9 n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& T' @* {! W1 G4 ~3 s. [9 z9 h+ p真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* [/ r: q" x# f& u! c真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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9 ^+ V1 K* K. x/ P3 T4 R, O全盘接受一下。

! P) p3 S; Y9 p! }$ E8 n4 n2 u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

: Y- B1 G0 n* A3 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% N, g- y2 E+ M" v6 H7 F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: d2 J8 a8 l- U/ u& `* f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; d: g3 w, c3 T- G  E* e7 M7 h真博学，偶像啊。

/ F+ a) D8 J- p; e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 e8 l& `$ ?. E1 E, {8 U+ u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 \5 N2 F- F" Q7 P8 t/ |% |- @  [; u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 a6 w. ~9 J* }; F4 D7 h" K* O哈哈，你们在这开小会呢