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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." g5 ~, E5 b; g0 h
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 l! b- j( i1 y* ^/ P/ L; W
% A5 }( F" ]! Q7 M' u, D* r4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. L) X. m. J. H$ @2 v4 s2 I1 Y9 c$ `" Z
0 \# H! |7 E' I' P) Z! a5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way./ W8 G3 }0 `& p1 W
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! _. s8 a- K- J/ i. N- @
6 [3 u4 u# D' L9 U. _; }& f2 W7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 t2 J- h( e3 A: {: ?& |7 b1 P2 \$ H7 p
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.. k: Z0 w5 X/ l) ]: @
" U6 x3 N6 c5 a: F5 D$ E0 ~9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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9 n+ }: e! D: p J% m( U% Q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.2 s2 O% p C8 Q( y8 W) U0 g- F4 @/ l
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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2 S9 W; `/ Z/ X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 t# C* Y9 [" V) v
- S# u, r' o3 ?/ W5 }16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving./ b G2 X& O# C- @, |$ p' x b: d l2 w
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.. N$ d+ Y7 \, r$ _9 R
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.- p4 Q5 r I9 p' v y- D2 D
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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1 m: w, x- q9 [% o) a23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.6 f4 U1 {6 H$ K0 m
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.4 D- a$ F( x& f/ Z1 S3 W
, e4 n: Q/ }4 Q6 W% d/ F5 a# @25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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