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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale1 ~+ z. J# A8 I, E6 E; C7 o2 f
/ p% N. _. `& C3 EOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl7 D( `: Q0 H T# Q q0 {
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,& H# b" b0 q; R
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never! J6 ~+ i Y2 U$ U' m7 o* }% e
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- ~$ U z' ]3 d) R4 W
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had- ~. h1 s( W/ `* i4 h, N, U
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ h' c2 l4 g0 j0 asports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( g6 f7 V0 {2 @8 `! q- W* |high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
- S; D. x- c9 ~sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.' k1 a& z$ j* B
" p3 d9 K9 I0 T8 {Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!7 {" ]& q# ~9 \# ?/ b! W6 R& X9 i
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