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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale1 ~+ z. J# A8 I, E6 E; C7 o2 f

/ p% N. _. `& C3 EOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl7 D( `: Q0 H  T# Q  q0 {
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,& H# b" b0 q; R
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never! J6 ~+ i  Y2 U$ U' m7 o* }% e
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- ~$ U  z' ]3 d) R4 W
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had- ~. h1 s( W/ `* i4 h, N, U
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ h' c2 l4 g0 j0 asports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( g6 f7 V0 {2 @8 `! q- W* |high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
- S; D. x- c9 ~sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.' k1 a& z$ j* B

" p3 d9 K9 I0 T8 {Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!7 {" ]& q# ~9 \# ?/ b! W6 R& X9 i
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
7 \! [" M0 X' f- C* ADon't quite understand this.

: L6 y% O* K/ V' Y他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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: M- u% z! ]8 W" C# ~+ Q他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 & ~' a! ?5 e! F' H" }8 v; B
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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2 `4 a2 T9 ]) QSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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" Y1 r; ]/ b' J/ ^4 W/ r' Fthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 " @; @6 X0 c0 K7 N# @
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
  @) D& w1 o# \Don't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 + |7 J* q, ^. @5 D- H) q. X7 q
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1 q1 g$ v; @7 I9 }; F5 nYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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I am getting married in this coming September.
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