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Kids in Church& ]" O+ r1 w. J, G* l0 k/ M; t
: y8 q, U/ a2 q2 ~' M8 |3-year-old Reese :
7 }3 Q8 s! N9 O) L9 Z% C0 g"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
5 T+ s: f+ l. _5 I o1 `Harold is his name.! D4 w q9 G3 _& t4 V
Amen."0 t8 @. b( d' J. x2 G0 ]9 F
8 c! b5 ^1 h' C% U) KA little boy was overheard praying:
2 A1 v0 F/ P/ O+ X2 z2 l P"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
; ^7 a9 Z2 d7 P" C& @$ \7 |2 A6 Kdon't worry about it.
$ ?7 G2 j- X9 K) w, @* SI'm having a real good time like I am.") b V! f3 A* p" N' d/ M
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After the christening of his baby brother
, M3 K, x8 {2 T0 [, ?in church, Jason sobbed all the way home+ y7 V' k$ z8 Y: K3 Q2 f- T
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
8 j' {# ?& W( `/ uhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the* ]; ~- L4 G, k
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted+ H( c1 W% G/ y, Z2 \) V! {
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
5 n- {: U0 O6 A" j/ D" Oto stay with you guys."* Z% }. f. H0 G; ^+ p @* z
3 a1 W- v# T9 z$ n' VOne particular four-year-old prayed,! B8 [. i7 [% x! ?$ d
"And forgive us our trash baskets as2 d; h) a6 Y1 |4 R6 u
we forgive those who put trash in our) N. |! J* B. A4 e4 [ I) m
baskets."$ k% Y( i$ V6 o9 \* e! s
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A Sunday school teacher asked her0 ^: a. X1 W% G; P. S: E0 T
children as they were on the way to
3 {$ y" z* e4 l- EChurch service, "and why is it necessary
5 w" K1 n) u* X. P4 sto be quiet in Church?": k7 A( Q* a7 C* g
One bright little girl replied,
Q# j! I0 `3 q4 }"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for1 d4 V8 D3 I+ g0 s& i
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3." r { a* \1 D7 d) E
The boys began to argue over who would0 d! [9 X/ ]% M0 ^
get the first pancake.
1 d( J/ r, k" L7 s$ H7 Z( B: qTheir mother saw the opportunity for a/ r) k) @$ n" H( c0 v
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
& u4 S% @# }+ Owould say, 'Let my brother have the
. M h$ q+ k8 M5 u0 P8 {first pancake, I can wait' ."
1 Y! h! Z. O: J. S7 B) ~' QKevin turned to his younger brother and
, f1 E' w: J3 q- Y& K4 [said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !". k+ b2 R" w$ K- E
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A father was at the beach with his children
3 ~3 n9 ~: d9 D! |9 a& R$ ~when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* @# F7 b0 `+ r: kgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore8 R- f3 w& e9 p& i9 d9 L- \
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) e, U2 o4 y9 a7 S"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked./ y8 m! I3 N a! Y8 G, W! g9 h
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
7 |1 d" {% q3 E2 B! y( KThe boy thought a moment and then said,
% c) N& ?9 Z7 t7 [0 `& a"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.) ~* ^- s' R7 b8 }! i) w; j7 z1 @
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
* R1 ^9 Y( o5 W, r- d6 `1 T8 M. U0 Rdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the% N! j0 }5 l/ H# b% |& @0 {. G
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The0 z9 X. A% h; q" z1 }
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.") h5 U6 s3 |9 e7 H! [5 T. l r% U
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head" N0 u/ ~ ]5 w
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
& h5 E0 N0 t6 i0 \$ Tpeople to dinner?"" f) F5 D. Q' D5 p: j# ?" v
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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