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0 Z1 m. E5 C- a, k7 Z" K, ^, xTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# f# _& [$ r2 G+ \) M KMaria: Here it is.
: [9 N- q5 V% S nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , r! z0 J9 r2 O' D0 e
Class: Maria.
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$ d5 h2 A$ t* i8 }. vTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 S# f" d S [* K; Q* n$ }John: You told me to do it without using tables. [( e% P4 p8 a) d' y. o' D
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& x5 j% a, t6 H$ q d( x# o5 qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 Y) j9 f1 f! G
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ m( _6 t3 y7 O+ x! V i9 V0 }( sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) n( p! m, F& b
& j J I5 P5 m7 s' { F) eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 U2 U2 }, J! o$ t4 [
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 }! u8 @, l+ \8 A5 R* V& GTeacher: What are you talking about? 7 _4 ]! S* Q( X m2 ~
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ Z5 s1 I5 c" N3 }& F% Q! ?
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # k; B8 |; V- f! g
Winnie: Me! & C( J' ]7 P" K! @. n+ c4 s
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & S# P; |6 M6 z0 p: \
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * f2 [& d1 ?% v$ e' a8 O; b2 }& ^" ?! ^
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! K; W2 h/ n9 h/ \Millie: I is... 2 z+ o4 u7 v, n f. L6 f2 `" J
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 t' T6 ^( f% @6 s3 T3 R3 }( ?1 Z3 D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # H$ B" J3 \' e) `
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" ~- r8 G8 L3 t0 C& r e/ Y( TLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; f- v. F; I: v- D
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 h1 @6 O, c9 z) n. q8 D! z8 XSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! \' U$ q; ?6 G, K2 t$ v
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" }$ E1 a- r( {8 F u* _7 G$ k* }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . y2 O- e, E. Q6 f( h; D& |
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , ~: A/ V/ @) J& ^
Harold: A teacher
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