Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
* `0 s! n7 ?+ S0 sit's your stupidity.
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education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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: B( H" `3 m3 p6 jSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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! ?- P) @. M6 h- o4 YHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
5 k/ N" W4 _9 Z! G. r- h0 R. |There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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  E- \* E2 d! A+ s0 q4 nBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

; G. A! A5 ^. b' S# [( D"Your future depend s on your dreams"
) o! h/ _6 A! o& Y$ R  f. gSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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' O. L2 j' ^" N2 a& y$ c# f! ]% j& a"Work fascinates me"
& K* M8 z- U- R/ T1 e* u3 t. z! [I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
" e( F' H" d$ G! sThe more you know, the more you forget
' j! q4 a0 ?* NThe more you forget, the less you know
3 |; h# V1 d' L1 e" iSo.. why learn.

- c2 N3 q3 I6 W, D% tA bus station is where a bus stops.
( I6 b) O. y7 c1 m3 g2 mA train station is where a train stops.
; I3 [0 x. |/ v/ Y8 R/ U& xOn my desk, I have a work station....
) y- V$ i" I3 K" N8 D$ B% U) Owhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
$ c' _" ?) K6 D% M6 z1 j* }love it ^^