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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' * Z! t6 g; R: s
% p" c1 u+ J2 n8 A. b- X, x' K* bThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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* W- j0 k. s X" M0 f+ _/ P4 ~'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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3 \/ H [' [) {& G2 x'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................1 w( z5 A A! p! P& d) r+ M3 |
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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4 L3 R" W4 M9 [& uGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' - P: f0 |1 R! D1 J& A
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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