Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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9 N$ ~1 B9 v! N# J; Z7 a9 |, iQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 p3 \1 t* P. g/ c" }/ UA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

+ \. ?' W6 P1 }9 e; {5 K* V0 \Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  U- |4 ?/ C# Y" u/ f3 t* lA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

3 P8 K! i/ n% `" s8 e8 M0 Q4 {Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 n1 ~5 q5 l$ pA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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2 @0 ~) `$ F" x- h" O4 nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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1 }& p3 {9 s1 v" {- `8 I$ oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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& X# {1 }6 p8 R- f6 n0 _. g8 \8 YQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ z2 q+ I1 H1 j  ]A: Carry loaded weapons.
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1 d6 E) Q' }  wQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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