Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.

6 Y" U2 C  E) d" l9 R- h- ?Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
5 b" Y) F6 {- f; ncommented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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/ ^- v  l, i% o) v3 ^5 W; M"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！