The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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* _4 r6 m  J# v6 Z' }5 K' G  Y3 N( xThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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) }- `% y5 t; @' D/ h% JThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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6 z7 L) x1 T4 g0 n5 v5 A  [4 n2 [Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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$ N/ G& S- `+ ?# c7 I; AThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

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Dumber

Funny

没心没肺

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