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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
4 g& s8 B, H% o' D8 Z9 BAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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9 O2 V( G, @ F! r) `The Cowboy says: 4 w7 e7 a/ o: S; f2 d! i
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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5 d! C/ j) W+ J7 Q5 wWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
6 C7 H4 @6 m2 uThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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) Q# V; T% J l( kThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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