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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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5 j' ]6 z* i& VA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' ; d4 Y/ V! g- Q z/ Y+ m& V
3 ?& i- d% G4 I4 } Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. - X5 q' m/ Z% h) k/ { \
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. " U) j0 f# |% [
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% J( G9 w$ M- U6 D, X' h He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to . q6 m2 h. o8 W4 R4 Z" n
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Her and says, + f) o- _0 d. m( p3 ?
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2 B4 j) }* x- r* N$ T4 X9 T 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to & |6 D3 m& P* J# r# Y3 u
# c9 W) m" g7 W Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 3 c5 j9 g; _% o9 m1 |
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a & S2 M+ Q, c/ |
, n) ]4 {# _1 z Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 9 Q( V. c8 Q9 {0 C: ?: n. X- E
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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