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" h2 w7 x1 T, z e" ]% WWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is." j r, E+ ^% q
2. Mostly to clean the house. 4 [9 G0 Z) z1 j) Q
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. 6 X) ]/ l3 o' K5 l; b, I! L
& r3 S# ^2 r9 w9 S% h( rHow did God make mothers? ) A$ [; _' h$ \2 A- w. x, P8 B9 e
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
5 t6 g0 c' r% w% v# M2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. x3 g. a% M' l, V) y1 }* b
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. / D" h, C3 d9 u! g, d
. a1 K% X# o* J! Q/ \What ingredients are mothers made of ?
# Y4 t1 {0 U L6 Y+ J Z3 z$ l1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. ( `0 Y$ i4 l8 _# R* ~
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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$ [, H8 W0 ~) D! NWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? * h' L v3 i) a+ U5 `
1. We're related.6 A+ g) a+ b# h2 m
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 1 u; ~, d; J& p
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. / t$ l) W' G; x* t
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
" X4 r! W- L0 q3. They say she used to be nice.
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2 P9 M6 v+ f% V, t4 A. YWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
* c6 C& B9 k o- Y( [6 M1. His last name.- e r3 h& ^ H1 I( V" a1 B
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?' t2 X3 F0 @/ G$ Q2 E
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
( n% k0 @+ o3 H1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. ) e1 l6 {' E# k) M5 a
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ) R! C) g |; m5 u' g* e0 n! c- \3 O
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 4 J, F6 B( r# `) P" `2 a H$ }' y( Y: _
) Z2 s, }7 P" _7 K( uWho's the boss at your house? 4 {5 f& W/ E" g( M! _
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
+ _- I$ F, d9 u& f2 |" ^* w2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.8 {8 Y# \4 }& Z+ Q/ X- `" _: y
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 3 T2 z& j1 S" D+ u0 K# C
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. . O$ {! ~ S0 c" U
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.. v2 ^. [! @- i, ~( U
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 6 q& B% T; H5 E( Y6 R4 B
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 5 [+ t, R& a& s! F, R
/ N# a- C, k# B5 Q5 \8 g3 FWhat does your mom do in her spare time? $ U3 V! h& s! U! }2 c+ g I
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
8 z: p/ p/ p* |4 c7 M, F0 t2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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; ^8 ]& P& h- o% ?: k: W- r: }$ C+ VWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? 2 f( Y' ~/ S% g# U) P1 Q
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery./ M0 L' y3 m: f. M. q: T- `
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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& X$ {5 d' S f- [- p" IIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? + P; B; C+ N$ \" O" [5 b3 p
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
/ F/ C* \* H/ s6 K$ b& X7 H2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
4 y9 s8 d/ s9 A" {3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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