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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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) q" \ n2 w8 u; \8 C+ N+ X3 n6 g+ qOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl2 f, y0 @# d6 J
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' i8 t: }' q- b" o- Lget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had+ L* _# u# V" \( V$ z* \- t9 ^
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
' C2 R) y/ ^7 z( O: h" W, _( k1 I8 M6 Dsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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% o; b2 `5 b6 L# E6 oNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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