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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ' h: d, j9 A2 Y+ ^1 p, z
5 t. Y: _7 X l" l3 O5 aThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had' F6 I0 V9 B! X) K9 Z9 f- ^& n
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in( { W5 k" d+ p9 M* Y" f0 [( m
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!2 K9 m; }* L9 ]+ O& o8 O/ f* I- n
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