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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
/ s; Y0 X8 u* F by Sean Morey
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0 b0 H& s% X% ?; F: i' T2 r7 X) aI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
% F+ q. |7 }. p$ ?' t7 o$ RI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
( _0 n2 U; P2 `* L+ k, o'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
3 D1 n6 J1 S0 O( S, G# e& DI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.5 ~* u# k6 b* R7 [" j
# a! a N* v/ y# bWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.1 M. J( d& b. i+ F- ^* N/ m# w4 _
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
/ R" b: o) c5 c! oThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.( G( c7 @6 a, L+ m2 U3 Q' M
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.3 {$ E6 B5 v: c, M" F: G0 R
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.5 ^& P8 m$ |7 z, d. }8 m) ^5 T
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
# ?* v# k0 N# y1 n7 x: p+ KAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.1 x% r- d4 Z6 e. Z. c
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.6 M* S3 S8 L7 r, d: y
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch./ n1 ?. f6 b: _3 }# _5 m' B! ^
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.# f/ g7 |5 ]. h) _; u
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! - p/ X6 Y$ A6 s( t- x6 ]' I
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