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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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' [ t. I0 p, ]% u# sThe Man Song 5 I/ b* ~2 K5 z& n2 y. M3 y
by Sean Morey - d/ V, j( v4 m% ]$ X, @0 k# b
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
0 x; n+ J6 }2 m" H5 b: _& iI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
9 \/ m4 R2 `/ X J; O) B'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".9 x# q: V) M6 a
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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0 l Z" i( q1 PWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# i( {0 y5 u1 f1 iAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
6 C; j+ E4 W+ J( q) RThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
4 ~, {- j% C/ g9 j0 A'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.) y1 t2 s' G* P4 Y/ ?9 N/ E
, o4 i1 j8 t/ o2 _( [- s6 ]And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.0 ^* e5 ]' _ M. \
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. {7 u# u0 |4 o2 D, I
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
# v9 r: ^, k, v" l2 p" h0 q& JI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
& D; v, i# r" A9 A' x# aAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.' f$ j/ ^' ~; r( o3 O) N2 U1 C
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
' u9 |0 S+ k. W c8 b/ f: _; U: tBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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