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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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. {& c; H, y# @$ O' g( PI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you./ _- ]' F+ k! W* o6 A* G1 V# T
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. $ n2 n8 d) x+ G
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
$ g" q4 ]3 F2 LI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.7 R: y- Y; e6 Y/ {2 [) f
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.- [+ N3 t4 R4 m4 D) }$ b8 n& m
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up." P1 c& G8 L0 H' ]/ N
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.. U6 `3 W2 K% s( R
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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3 M: O' C$ O& P! R% S+ }/ Z1 M |And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.! G) j0 L. i: ]
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
# m" A3 ]6 w! O9 j: N+ cAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
7 p4 k/ P H! ?/ r: uI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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6 l% N+ k" k( L7 j2 uAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble." _4 \( u" X$ G- C- I
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
7 A( q# L/ ]- G: ~$ \) kBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.8 V& O4 Q, I# e2 ]
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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