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Kids in Church
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7 \6 ]. h( x2 O0 }3-year-old Reese :4 ]0 ?+ x: o1 e- m; E J( v/ e3 z
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
& I! B6 ^5 P7 A0 pHarold is his name.
4 ]: E k/ i# X/ p! cAmen."
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+ Q5 q' Y$ K8 }6 f. J4 }: M6 RA little boy was overheard praying: F3 }9 s0 L# r$ p8 u
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."- b5 P: J0 t7 B
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After the christening of his baby brother) V7 S, f O5 x" T" v
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
) [" t7 g" N4 x, V' qin the back seat of the car. His father asked+ j- j) @5 Z9 [( J. A
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the8 q; B# B; L5 s+ }
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted% I" W4 C+ L! P( Y$ Y. [' W
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 {2 G: M0 B* R1 [# Cto stay with you guys."
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: Z; S' k! G3 W. b1 |! MOne particular four-year-old prayed,
- o2 p# T; o0 O4 m* g; ]"And forgive us our trash baskets as
- [) [7 T% d, c" W# B) i" h9 Mwe forgive those who put trash in our
* F* O2 q, w9 [6 f7 obaskets."- c' j4 G8 q; B3 }9 A
) P5 \8 n2 k7 r5 wA Sunday school teacher asked her
O5 s* P* y, {3 M- T$ V, uchildren as they were on the way to& b! V$ l+ I" G3 N* [. P% ?- f( s
Church service, "and why is it necessary, i# l% \( R0 ^. i% _8 u
to be quiet in Church?"
; u7 g: ]1 t, EOne bright little girl replied,9 K" D; B& _! \$ H2 C
"Because people are sleeping."" W. x7 Y0 ~0 a) u
* ^4 e* a( q' k5 i7 CA mother was preparing pancakes for* X/ [1 z& s3 l, Q' `
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
* V& K% `' @/ e& x3 Z( H( I4 L D2 QThe boys began to argue over who would- y2 ~; Y6 ^) Q% h i5 z: R
get the first pancake.
7 b8 [- T6 T2 _7 x9 I3 k$ j3 P0 w+ nTheir mother saw the opportunity for a9 ~" `* i% G: l0 F; w0 g) f. j
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He/ S/ y! S; A0 F5 F9 g4 E
would say, 'Let my brother have the
/ f, [' F' O. }1 m: n3 I8 Afirst pancake, I can wait' ."
( v' ?! j, m2 [% y' F3 G( KKevin turned to his younger brother and. {/ H/ n5 W" a$ l
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children, Q& r7 k; M, k0 n7 D
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
' J# d2 @% v9 t& s( Ggrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
F) k" y& A5 jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 O# U/ n$ j' o% ]"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( Y" A4 l7 `. z
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.' Q, J* v, O/ F' H
The boy thought a moment and then said,
+ A, ~# g. o8 o"Did God throw him back down?"* E. _/ v) @% a( L0 k) c. o
5 T. h5 ?0 U# m& r7 a4 P* R& \* }A wife invited some people to dinner.
2 }1 G& k, e# a1 q0 _" R# u) i# pAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old; d' E' f0 K9 S1 y/ q$ c
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the) \1 [7 O- k& ]( g$ B6 Q C5 r# i
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
' J# h, [/ g6 q! ]5 A- Rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
6 b* V$ u4 I& ^! v a9 ~The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head# v# a+ P7 ] | b/ Z
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
6 [+ ]8 o. x9 x9 u; v6 p0 Opeople to dinner?"
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0 C2 e2 D$ I' z1 l# V \1 NCheers!!!( K/ O8 C0 l1 ~5 s: M5 f
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Peace, love and happines! |
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