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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : & ~2 L1 O* h/ `
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5 V E3 @+ N0 q1 jTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.# n( L* s1 L7 w, g' P# ]
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. % p$ a" o1 C$ ^0 D) W4 ~. I1 r B
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.) S8 u( s) L$ R3 x& d, V) h7 [
. M& r% I6 X( N* m/ [% fLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
: G* j4 g2 S8 F8 E3 o4 l, n. A& Pmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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* U. x7 ~7 `1 O- F9 }! F6 {. K, RWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 9 a6 x0 l2 v! d$ I$ q, G! t, t$ \
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..! ]/ s0 d; R, {+ I
: a1 V6 o' v. r( tWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ' `8 R+ c9 D1 p2 ~
- z) T' S$ ` AWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. % M+ ^+ }$ N8 U9 J) z- ^& m9 D
; |# v6 x5 ?3 B- cRinse conditioner off hair.
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+ Y% d7 a6 x- a3 J) qShave armpits and legs./ z. d5 j2 ^6 \! Z# y+ P1 q
9 V3 ?6 v8 P. W' f' x+ }9 nTurn off shower.: R4 i: y: q2 Y. B J
1 a3 Q4 j2 g8 M7 H: fSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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b4 r( B+ W7 oSpray mold spots with Tilex. 5 v2 R( N. E3 p4 I ?
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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$ ^! f7 V% u- Y6 q5 C% rWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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4 t6 F3 e$ R1 gReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ( c2 \5 ]7 w! \
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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% ?/ O5 r4 y$ fHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.; C6 S1 q$ y4 f) c/ y3 u
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. & H. h* j/ z/ q* ?( U; n; E t( x0 T
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 8 r1 ^% a9 f( x8 u! m
5 r! b1 G$ N! J" r# s3 D# }Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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) d- W8 ]0 ?6 VBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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' e# Q" X) M9 n1 NFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 0 C$ N0 }6 F. l8 g7 Z+ H" d: e; V
# b0 m. w/ |9 p- c% x3 [' T1 dSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. + {0 N0 R X- |
- \. M6 t% m0 Q& [" n+ ~Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee. : x$ d& }% P: [( b. ?: A
0 |$ v% p0 R0 `4 n) q! z. g" w* TRinse off and get out of shower. $ _$ i' j& ]" d% T
X! Z7 q: B' @7 T+ }2 O$ CPartially dry off., u9 u# V8 N! `% L' S1 v
5 o0 n, U" p& H8 x/ m4 \1 [Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. * ~0 G! W) x% p
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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; u/ h8 O8 @) `0 E% R; aLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ) X, q) `1 Q) {2 k
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 5 P7 n$ V8 c& U/ r3 l
9 @( e! X: A2 a. T0 _# t6 v# OThrow wet towel on bed.
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, G% F! j$ J7 L9 O" g2 x- d4 CIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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