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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!$ F3 b2 j& ?- r: F/ m( H
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" [3 [6 d" F: p' Y3 A) I
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful) }0 b4 a3 K& F) M7 S* }* T, l% ]
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" p! k% W( ~+ t. FStephanie and this had only made her more curious." b' A% }, v5 X& [4 L
- D% L4 g8 x% d; ZOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
0 ~) A4 M% g. NHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be% d$ P+ N; ]. P( D3 O; z
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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9 _' E3 ^' \' V5 lAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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: O1 q* E+ J2 `4 m: ~Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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9 A$ z0 _5 \9 l2 b7 F7 b7 j9 HHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....% g1 {# s' n9 b4 t
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and I/ x$ ?7 U% L) V
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# v2 W' j, i- M& i9 Y6 y& a) Y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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$ O9 {$ L1 k6 ?& I! J& ]Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that$ ?; o+ `9 d6 e ~% {- `$ g6 |
read:
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. k% C; ]+ g/ X"Dear Son.........2 v6 J1 T/ q3 M1 i: t$ m3 |
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
+ H$ ?1 o& y; }+ asaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
- Z0 j" i- S) n+ W, C: ~that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
( h" G$ ?/ a# G9 |8 hgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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