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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
5 C9 i5 `$ U( X! I6 P0 Ncourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful+ S8 q. Z' O& i: e/ e% ^; t& [# e
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and5 o: [! z( K9 _1 ]4 P; g$ H, H6 G
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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* U+ p# q: d( j7 |: Q$ D! LOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) `2 Y3 R6 @+ z/ a
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: S1 |4 Z5 r5 O9 G. U
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& |/ x% A: R0 J9 a* G8 R! EReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& q; t0 ^' {1 p4 F
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": {' k2 n* V7 ?" @
- m% c# T/ D$ E. M& Y" Y7 e" cBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; |. R, h: x& d1 o
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
) {$ O9 `* q% M) e2 lI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ ^$ s {/ [7 S- ]" ?: X
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# `) j7 j3 M! l
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that6 [9 v$ o/ b/ S( p
read:
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"Dear Son.........* G2 }0 v( d! d1 s1 z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 K7 Y _/ {/ }/ B( a5 Zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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