The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
- y/ |& D* p; g1 U5 o9 KWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
+ e3 k! |6 j3 A5 kfamily was invited over to see the baby.
* ~6 B! u- R, y9 ^! f" l. TBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
% a* B2 l( F3 \9 ~+ ]- _: I4 Tabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
1 w) }" I. h& h* iWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
% ?2 U0 i1 f& F' m+ Y- V$ ]* \baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
: P9 h4 `, y& a5 rhe see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
" B) g( C4 V1 N- H he has 20/20 vision.'
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1 G* d3 C4 A8 S) q) A2 {: s'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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