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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
7 @6 Y, s0 E% UUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
2 M4 ~; A9 x3 ^/ o. m! \When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's& H( f/ w2 z) z& O
family was invited over to see the baby.
, o5 J, l; z: ~0 P* ~! XBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk7 x: P! r/ p( r# q+ y) C
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
$ ~; f7 Y- F7 z" R3 @& VHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 4 T* {( X) l" ?& ]3 W
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
3 R' M& R' k  ?7 {' i- z2 W* Nwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
$ f4 h$ L- _- p7 |; V* k3 d" `Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
# ?/ ^" \& [3 t* VWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
9 ^+ c7 d% U5 S- Y6 ?/ |baby.'6 z/ s: z7 k  O: G% l6 \! S# @; K
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ' w, n2 T6 }$ c" t. y7 v8 d
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful# a! h  X' {6 \; q
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
. E# `; X! m! d5 {/ F( u/ W# ghe see?': ^# @' K' s4 c4 B7 a" R
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said* T6 D; E) Q' n/ J
he has 20/20 vision.'* x. R4 _! o" ~6 V" f
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he+ U: I/ {0 R$ N) d
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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