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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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- B- v8 c, t/ eMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) p T, N* ^7 @5 j9 a' S/ m
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 I. x: d( T$ O& n
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."3 U# Y# U) y5 S2 G
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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# ~1 _; \" ^- s# w9 o2 U) BTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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* L$ X/ L! L2 JWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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