Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN0 t# b- H' f! f  @' l: z

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2 p: T, I) D  `0 x# [ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.) }/ ?0 X- f1 h1 ^" B/ a* P
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9 J4 z4 [0 u' Y: }+ N# v+ r, Y THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.4 L$ ~' n; z5 X2 m+ e
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .5 x) j9 D  }3 v# ~& i

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" h. v$ L/ K! U8 {* i' ^* j "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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5 a/ n# L0 j& v3 A I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.". h/ o+ D3 n  N; y  G
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: m" @2 R# D7 [5 B A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.) Y( Y& ^1 i# Y: ]- w. g* n% x; u* O
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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. E6 w  o/ o! }( O3 o7 _6 e* W "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."  k0 N+ m+ ~* ^% L9 ^/ M% C6 a, l! B; F

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS: i7 s7 S8 x6 r  l# s( V4 j
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IMPRESSIVE.." _/ V3 t- Y& I
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+ @8 W% U* c9 w' C8 Y7 J SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.# Y: i% W3 p" r4 Z' }/ s
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: X$ E% ~0 a6 W( s SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR% l. L! K; V* M/ m8 M7 f
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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0 B% Z3 E! O. r1 K8 \8 \- ^/ f THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A! V  P) S+ q+ b- N3 u0 s% c0 R9 \
FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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