Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

4 H5 P+ y: x1 I9 \9 {' R" ?) uIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

6 [) X1 Q( N  P! w$ U1 G$ J* Z) lIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

& N7 k) h; J+ @5 d; F/ cIf you cry, you're a wimp.
* U' b+ b, h) y9 q3 lIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 u, a# C1 n1 a/ p. \0 sIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 f. ^  y+ F* \( u! K+ _' K# C& U2 c- BIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* {# f2 ?! |3 e5 d, I# O* Y' [0 |If she asks you, it's a favor.

" \; w7 }+ |  n9 A! l) T! @$ yIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* A1 f- g0 A3 ?  o- wIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

. S- {( O# K* q5 v8 \If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~