Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

5 [7 y9 T8 j8 A3 p% _, eIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
* r4 [8 G. Y- s. NIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

4 D* |7 B% ^& F  u! hIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 U- [: d1 U2 `5 X# g, \If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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; ?3 Q( H- x' S& L8 e' \) R, L: dIf you cry, you're a wimp.
% h  c5 S1 e* `If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
4 ?" ^# `9 b: t* B; JIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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+ i. q- g" T7 Y) o  ~/ ~If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, H' _2 L4 S: ~2 E! z- H1 B3 FIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) j6 @% T6 M- Y3 aIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
: M& w8 c. A8 RIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
( H. `: K" R2 Y; b$ }( dfeeling sorry for the guys~