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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Believe it or not.  C- L: e( m; D
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Woman has& W' S/ N. d' t8 F5 W
Man
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Mrs. has
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Male
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in it;
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He
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in it;
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Adam in it; 5 ]$ Y/ T1 n, b* H! Z
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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legs of a woman....
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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9 T5 r; J7 _5 IOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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7 I7 A# N' V! G+ O! N$ Q+ z' n5 O% fI never looked at it this way before:
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2 x2 e6 e1 V$ Z5 ~Ever notice how all of women's problems start with7 k# |+ A$ v( j
MEN?  
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MEN tal illness
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MEN strual cramps3 C. O2 p$ `7 {) j7 p4 L) t

0 Q( m! e" P* eMEN tal breakdown
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GUY necologist
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8 b& P* [" V( mWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a
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terectomy.' |* O0 ]- s- T7 @& h3 l
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....+ n8 _0 M9 u! l1 [$ s- u5 P
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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