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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with- C M5 H4 I" F) k0 z8 {9 d
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
; m( X5 @. Y5 m! I/ {9 A+ ^Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'6 _5 O8 ?: t$ U
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
9 W" o5 l9 w% W% w7 J0 W" R8 iain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
! l% G6 I2 B: l1 S$ @think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
) M Q) U/ { O3 N3 x3 C! \4 Z6 Xcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
