The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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" U& t$ {5 o$ I# ]1 D1 Z( MThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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7 K2 e5 H4 A- [) V& N  LThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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5 f+ p; E- M7 S! ?# C' }  pWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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8 i) _, J% ]* g+ q% Y+ xThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

7 S4 c$ l4 b/ T6 y- \2 {. t5 V# y3 CThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed”

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