The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

2 L! O* @" Y# d( L# a/ x/ b1 I. ZThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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, J" i+ E) K5 c2 H9 T2 }6 i. KThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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# Y+ z: M$ \5 v/ e3 ^+ cThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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! P& L3 w$ N. VWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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0 l" ^9 P6 J7 t. D0 q/ A5 }Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

没心没肺

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