BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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, ^' X( ~7 G9 Z  N3 V& F'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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6 j9 ]. @# ^$ b* Abut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
  h( C$ n1 n( Z'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

$ m4 e* j0 x# d' sI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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