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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
# ~/ K/ }3 f( g' ?As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
2 R. l5 M5 b- y$ i5 C'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.; k, f. T+ X. I8 B
6 Q2 n: v5 |/ o6 b, }% ^+ F2 HWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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" ]' l8 I6 N) s( m3 UThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.4 B! ^ l2 m/ B, _5 d
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'5 X% Q; o1 u+ u) |7 _! q! p S/ s
9 f$ l% a9 _( F& YSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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