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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure." @; t2 R2 a2 T, O3 U
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'. @+ X2 y0 C1 v& l7 t& U
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The Cowboy says:
: M1 t& l W+ H) g% S1 y'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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! b! I: } d" U0 I- t( p0 iWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.( x! w# n( Q, r1 r
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.; R+ J) p U: L4 W+ T
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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$ i) `# `0 a1 r3 X7 c* Z4 N9 R% ZSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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