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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.3 f O7 C T* m2 n4 H {
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
( d# Z* n6 i0 W; ^: M* [: mThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."( C; u0 c1 J( o& @8 v( l2 @
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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