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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .4 ^9 N/ J& G) s$ M c2 o/ k; r8 J
MARIA: Here it is.2 T. x/ \6 t2 v, |
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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' k0 D% B4 K; y- w! j+ M ]TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / p; R p( k- p* R6 @$ k
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ u3 C' |& o9 MTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 ~3 m- O+ o3 t! x1 P( hGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
4 m/ n& V; D# f# t& mTEACHER: No, that's wrong
; _! Y6 X+ a; j' x5 KGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.# v. [6 j" T) S. g6 C# C$ ?( D2 |
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?* Y' Q4 v' C) R/ W8 ~5 [
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.' Q4 E. z% k5 E* A7 I6 @
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
" _# D- }+ o. S4 [ K8 }DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.5 k x2 A4 i" G, `) o, Q
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& U o$ Q2 x2 JTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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+ E. C# e+ l9 GTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 C* ~5 \7 z( K2 JGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 O5 j0 c7 g7 n7 O! j
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1 F- y5 c- V8 T' K6 FTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" [7 A' l3 ^7 c2 h0 {& dMILLIE: I is..
- `& @" _1 J/ r7 ?2 |4 _. e5 CTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& E( W& w! o( }: p; b
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?7 |' U+ X* P1 c b1 u% N/ t# I* g
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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+ w! Z2 a4 b0 U% S7 u4 ~TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?1 J& s- s" q0 a/ Q
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?5 g' H* s8 r( S5 t/ L7 n* ]
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.- y k4 y0 _6 }8 X; I/ u) {
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8 a' V: C# t* \0 }5 kTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?1 ^, F8 t. n$ D2 D3 K0 p/ H2 B
HAROLD: A teacher + r8 H7 _, r/ H+ p, @
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