Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
. M9 Z0 h1 e9 o# {7 YCLASS:        Maria.
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4 p+ q. x# A+ D& h8 U0 `TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ w" u* o6 V) `6 o: HJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 p) p' X: C7 m: a; \; _: ?/ n5 HTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! [9 E& e1 |, o. sTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% @9 ~4 Z( b1 S9 }WINNIE:     Me!
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$ C4 P' r1 M# a8 V; d% uTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 J! o- q$ m- k/ G" h& [GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" ~" h0 J" f  ]* O5 k. M* JMILLIE:          I is..
% s6 s. _+ R7 h. e: C3 ?) [! GTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 d. ]6 u; c, |$ T7 }& Y/ w4 v. n# ELOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 l" f  J: z) y; p/ xTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 B* i* V; R" m; q, d2 h2 x1 i+ THAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)