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3 o! A: d! D- W" dTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 1 p! | F$ W1 k
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”$ j: k: |2 b+ m9 U; Z
}5 i& V5 j4 d, X0 ?7 c6 v W( W”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”0 X8 L& g" q0 a8 w& ]0 q& G+ ?5 L; B
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today3 k) {, g1 j* s5 V
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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