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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
; K, K' [) B/ ]7 Y9 b4 UA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.3 f. q* I4 G1 r, g; j2 H
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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1 C% U O8 Z; h" o: U! [! e3 aQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
( k. ~; F% m9 o) {! P8 rA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?& s3 R8 Y! I) C1 T. T1 x
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.6 @' J6 p; p8 b! Z
! I/ h! h' K4 h" [$ nQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?2 g0 j3 f, V6 M7 m$ N
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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! @/ s0 [0 c, @7 iQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
3 P3 O& s; l4 E" }. Z: {A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.: \1 s+ O' m* W$ d
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?0 a. x- B+ s' C: c( Z9 o/ f% Q
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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$ s8 s, o0 w( K' PQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
5 I: C3 p. R) N3 \+ X, L) iA: Their foreheads.8 U6 g. l# R, p6 K' q2 s( l
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
) l' `9 n# |" A' D% ^A: "I remember these." |
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