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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. + @) P$ R1 N6 W2 k' I* J: r
% ?+ g3 P$ W9 B$ F/ w5 O% ZTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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) L: d9 K; s5 `8 i xWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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* o. n! V* T. Q C: K pOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 8 o: p g; F! \1 J- _: u
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 8 S+ P( S$ a/ }' B; g% G
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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