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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 6 m/ J# D& t B
: a9 u) f2 j( E) e) L- e- DGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? + t" S/ l1 P' h9 C
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ) D: A, ^) `3 P+ D0 j6 f8 q
George: Great. Lay it on me.
* o2 V& V( c" p/ s" I2 b# R4 D6 p9 XCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
6 @) g& F' Q+ l- j1 FGeorge: That's what I want to know. ?5 F1 m2 N# r6 H* ]6 f. ^4 _
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
- v3 z4 G+ o, i2 F$ m* _- UGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
' `1 A- |* n1 Y: R; G, O* I4 P. ]Condi: Yes. ; w7 S: n! m" [. ~; r& i$ z( V: f
George: I mean the fellow's name.
$ t2 t0 C! @# I XCondi: Hu.
% B- Q' [' L; f' `. I" ?+ d; ]+ IGeorge: The guy in China.
# {% }4 T0 I( XCondi: Hu. ! J5 P' [3 D A+ G4 `1 Q
George: The new leader of China. " v- x1 `: Y* B- g7 k8 g9 T! ]
Condi: Hu.
1 J2 v! b Z. r4 j$ _5 |7 P( nGeorge: The Chinaman! & `3 ~4 j2 A, Y
Condi: Hu is leading China.
* K7 \9 S) V1 {) {$ ^George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 5 v* K& l; a& Q; P/ f+ ~
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
/ c0 Q/ ?2 e2 \3 h7 T" GGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
$ {! q- B# T1 j) lCondi: That's the man's name.
6 l: W7 [3 E3 u3 kGeorge: That's who's name?
2 P6 C/ L: `) _) RCondi: Yes. " n, ?0 R1 c( z7 S
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 1 D9 ]4 S, A1 S. s5 \/ t) d( v' H; V
Condi: Yes, sir. * q; i d; O! o- Q3 Q" i
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
3 ^% `6 c& G" C. R8 e: y% ACondi: That's correct.
, @! b# h* |1 @/ bGeorge: Then who is in China? 5 W' o. K% @- ?
Condi: Yes, sir. 8 `; R% J) E! m# y4 P
George: Yassir is in China? ( s4 o1 s+ ~& t+ c2 k
Condi: No, sir.
" e3 s7 d9 F C, h" Z* ]& Q' ^George: Then who is?
+ L. P5 Y9 \( i3 G& f8 W" n/ xCondi: Yes, sir.
. j6 p2 h! n9 T; ^George: Yassir?
7 b4 r) K" G ~Condi: No, sir. # o# o- M9 ]; Y1 l0 a5 \
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. , {+ n# ~% Q. Y2 z: V# R( @3 C% P( ~
Condi: Kofi? 9 v, t7 K6 T7 h; L; r- r' Q
George: No, thanks. , W2 L4 p# A- U% \% w& }; l/ i
Condi: You want Kofi?
+ S# ?# d3 [* d/ s. a9 U" C& EGeorge: No.
4 c( {5 M; l1 X& A8 _# lCondi: You don't want Kofi.
; b0 A' q# f JGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. " R+ N5 l. g8 B; S/ @" s
Condi: Yes, sir. ; `( n7 ~2 T7 {1 P" C2 y% w
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ! @' M& S2 X5 B* B& P
Condi: Kofi?
" Q+ V% M8 [" g4 n2 @George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
. i! q% X+ N" `- M% \8 i+ h" z2 n QCondi: And call who?
' l. q7 U5 F4 wGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 7 ^! L; o. B- l6 a# A O* Y; }
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
/ m. f) q% Q) p. H) N- rGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
" ?" s, `3 ?4 d( _% dCondi: Yes, sir. ; L# ?" \5 I! f) s: ?1 y; B& j
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
# d8 K8 e7 V9 C# T" V% GCondi: Kofi. ' a! {- H# T% B4 I; W- f/ e
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
+ Y. U& V$ a2 a, F5 p4 \2 f(Condi picks up the phone.)
" r9 Z1 A5 ~' r9 F5 Z7 R! g" W1 l* sCondi: Rice, here.
+ r# L5 `. R5 d' AGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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