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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
3 Y/ t$ Y8 R6 q4 u8 swhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. / O P+ f& ~, `) f
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The first man married a nurse.
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) Q0 v8 k% n( N4 S: xDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. % J1 a7 e7 l; k, r7 w: l
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".6 T1 f, I, c5 R( }9 ]9 A
/ i. R0 I0 p: J1 R5 x. i- g! d, nThe second man married a telephone operator. : I1 U. ?* W7 g2 T8 o) P
+ Q3 t4 D$ }% i: MDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. % v( D- i$ I; q+ U7 Z- x4 M8 Z
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top & J; q. n( d# {+ F9 t4 n0 Y
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 5 B9 K; D& W, ?6 x7 B, H4 {* ~! R
but teachers are just too frigid".8 t! j! f! T4 t( l _" d
! z; ? h) C# HThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected % \- D* `7 p4 P f" C
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 7 P4 m5 u; Q/ T) U' C" S
would call much later in the day.) x4 ^/ o5 D% M5 a5 j
) I+ M; z( r/ I* d: l. y" S: DAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
2 _7 f* I% x& h- lnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's + E4 ?; i' P/ t- |' e
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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. J4 t ?5 h( G' L6 u* EDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse., d3 V$ d& n) ^
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
) E1 z. \% e8 G0 K. k! swas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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/ W$ X/ S9 T, W8 x% h$ uThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
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+ p" I7 J) R$ D7 _) KDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as - W. K% V$ V$ N' G# f
their voices." ! u6 {9 ]6 `" U# b
{$ E3 m$ \' B6 ^2 RThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
4 i( N W# X. bheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
9 p% x* G7 M" l6 ~2 `three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be # Z; f6 o J( }1 G6 K$ r$ P
calling any minute.; y9 R; O7 P4 j
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 8 c- c- y. V' O+ x
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
/ o" v6 r4 \7 I2 c. Hhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 6 m9 ~: S" j0 W& E
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
# e: e. N& I9 s! u- ]# Efight?" 0 `5 {; G# \5 e$ s4 G# z
6 b+ _1 c; V! ]3 `& _- B9 }& RThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
/ @: [( u7 c& U1 M: Z- ja school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
6 Z$ V, Z- H/ N/ G* Aare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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