1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. ; X5 Y' A# I1 k' }
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 1 d7 w3 \" q1 Q) k( u9 d- _2 E6 F3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.( T7 A2 C( e8 X0 [) M
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.8 h8 ?: e- i9 Y9 g) @ s# l
Dave H - Hayward CA 3 o2 }5 C2 q' y+ {- g, V" M5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 5 ?8 M; H2 ]# k o
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. , `7 A- C; e- b) x3 t
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 2 A' M# {$ x9 l P9 b% U) E8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. / v$ B8 h- G k! x+ z; \- u7 j" |
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. * Q) C h) u' i, o9 `3 N) d. k& F
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
, M+ S& ^ w9 [are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 4 Y3 X* |' |0 N& `0 T% S) I4 k; }% \ 6 Z1 b5 Q" Y/ z3 v8 f$ zdid not get the first one, where is the pun9 ]4 D ]2 _: y" D3 a% d3 F* ?& x
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 - q. G% c* W/ L( J3 L# r( Y& `0 c4 `1 p9 ^& C+ L3 d
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 0 G" N, E; L3 w- w9 m
( d% g4 ?( E/ w. Y$ u: L% L, zdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 % w$ L6 `& e3 x2 m, ^9 I1 _9 T9 Z4 q8 S
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, , u% x9 o$ V: ^& Z( }2 `9 J) J* g, Z0 d6 E
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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6 i& D2 H K4 F% w: J"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. , e! d. ~6 q. E( [9 B8 M
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 7 |, K% p* x' Y
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原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 4 y" _& P$ A) N* ~; G
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. ) F# N, J. _$ Y$ o; _"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. , B( _7 Y- @2 L* m% _
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
