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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.; t. d e+ c: r- \1 o, B
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: D' e, P) h" ]+ @The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a R% j0 N$ g+ e6 q
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.* _ k0 N* o: V- z
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.7 H. w0 o( k& x0 ^% e
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.1 T( g, N( N' z0 [8 h- s% p
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# I. P) p" }- u8 D* I The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'., {: y; p; {6 Y
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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% E X1 h$ l$ |# U$ EThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'& _( {' ?7 d. t5 \. a6 X9 l
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.. H5 g K3 T2 P& B) N
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
5 w% c4 b- X3 q9 m* XWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'2 m3 T$ K) ]. ~1 V' d+ f6 f R
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